He disabled his match.com account in front of me
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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