You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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