The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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