4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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