is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
