Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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