He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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