You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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