u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Randomize
