i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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