From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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