So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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