doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
did you just send me my own nude
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
