Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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