So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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