if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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