butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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