Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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