Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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