i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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