so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
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