Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
