So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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