her vagine was all disorganized.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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