Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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