I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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