'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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