Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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