I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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