and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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