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Wipe that smile off your face.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I'm like, not good at living.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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