That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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