yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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