Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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