Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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