i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
