dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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