she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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