Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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