You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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