everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Randomize
