well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
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