My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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