Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
In other news, I just burned my penis
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
