we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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