You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
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