Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
he was CRYING into my vagina
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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