butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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