In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Sorry about my life...
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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