woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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