? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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