Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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