i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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