Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
Randomize