i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Just cropdusted the office
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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