Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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