Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
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