I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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