Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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