I seem to have left my pride at pride
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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